i recently watched the Sesame Street flick The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland with my tiny little girls. i managed expectations by paying a requisite visit to MrSkin.com to learn that there are no nude scenes in the movie (although several characters spend the entire running time not wearing any pants). (tickle him where, exactly?) [...] Keep Reading

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This series documents my adventures in ultra low-budget, grass roots marketing attempts to drive traffic to my game portal sites, with the hopes of breaking even at $33 a month. For other articles in the series, visit the Pimp My Portal special feature page. •*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• My last experience with a Fiverr seller from New Jersey [...] Keep Reading

i’ve been doing some spring cleaning on my laptop, and have come across a number of half-baked blog ideas. i thought i’d just throw this one up on the weekend. It has nothing really to do with Untold Entertainment’s bidness, but it’s good for a giggle. The PenIs Mightiter “Who writes the plot for porno [...] Keep Reading

There is a very short list of programming structures you have to learn to be reasonably comfortable in most modern object-oriented languages. Functions are one of them. Bang on De Drum All Day Here’s a secret about programmers: they are inherently lazy. The less typing a programmer can do, the better. Programming is all about [...] Keep Reading