i participated in the Movember event to promote men’s health awareness this year by growing a most exemplary moustache. Regard:
We didn’t actually ask anyone for money, as i’m plagued with conspiracy theories about the efficacy of cancer research and the heaps and gobs of money people are throwing at it with no cure, vaccine, or pissed-off mascot in sight. i will, however, wear my moustache proudly for the sake of awareness, and will pass on any tidbits about dickrot or ballsarrhea that i find interesting.
For example, the news that wifi scrambled your man-juice was particularly salient.
Anyway, this audacious display of facial hair reaffirms the eternal question: Don’t you wish your video game vendor was hot like me?