When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross. – Megan Fox
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard. – Megan Fox
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. – Megan Fox
Olivia Wilde: worth strangling a mountain ox over.
I have no friends and I never leave my house. – Megan Fox
Zac Efron is my obsession. We’re the same person. We’re not actually here. It’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time. – Megan Fox
(Matter of fact, the thought of Zac Effron putting on a wig and a dress ain’t all that mysterious.)