New Toronto Café Has a Board Game Collection to Die For
Last night, i had the pleasure of patronizing a new café here in Toronto called Snakes & Lattes, which augments the usual triple-foam overpriced fancy coffee fare with an enormous wall packed with board games.
The café is on Bloor Street West of Bathurst, quite nearby Honest Ed’s and the Pizza Pizza joint frequented by Scott Pilgrim and pals in the movie. i showed up on their second night of operation to find the place packed with people of (nearly) all ages. i’m not sure i spotted anyone over 45, but there was a surprising number of young teens and children in the place. Seeing children in Toronto is like sighting leprechauns – they’re so rare that you think you may have chanced upon some mythical creature that you need to catch up and strangle for its gold. (Unfortunately, despite my enthusiastic strangling, these kids were flat broke.)

The Snakes & Lattes Tuesday night crowd
i saddled up to the counter and ordered a hot cup of jasmine green tea, the perfect choice having just cycled through 30 degree heat with high humidity (i didn’t notice that they had cold pop until much later). The tea tasted awful, which is less a criticism of the café, and more a criticism of tea … the stuff is supposed to boost my metabolism, but it tastes as if i’m licking a tree.
For the first little while, i stood like a dope holding my mug. The joint was so packed, i couldn’t find a place to sit all by my lonesome, so i wandered by the absolutely enormous collection of board games and perused the titles.

i struggle for the right words to describe Snakes & Lattes’ games collection; the term “boner-inducing” comes to mind. This is about half of the café’s library.
This place has everything, from classic strategy games like chess, checkers and go, to well-known stand-bys like Monopoly (in many different flavours), all the way up to the kind of games i enjoy – European board games like Settlers of Catan (which is like Monopoly, except it doesn’t blow ass). The more “serious” Euro games sat on the shelves, in and amongst the well-known titles, lying in wait for some unsuspecting patron to say “Let’s try Agricola!” or “I wonder if Power Grid is any fun?” It’s a sly strategy of a clever pusher, like lacing cupcakes with smack.
i was pleasantly surprised to see a number of games i’d completely forgotten about, but which brought about a flood of nostalgia, including the two “toy” games 13 Dead End Drive from the 90′s, and Fireball Island from the 80′s, both of which got played while i was there.

Seeing Fireball island made me want to slap on a pair of ALF underoos and drop the needle on a Jem and the Holograms record.
Eventually, i accosted a couple at their table. They were playing Lost Cities, a two-player game that’s found its way to Xbox Live Arcade. i insinuated myself into their game, so i suppose the first game i played at Snakes and Lattes was “cockblocking”. Once they’d finished playing and i’d successfully killed the mood with my sweat-swathed face, now completely overheated from the bike ride and the tree-licking, we cracked open a copy of Ticket to Ride, another table-to-Xbox conversion.

Note:no relation to the Beatles song, except that everyone hums it when they’re about to play.
The evening progressed delightfully from there. i ordered a gingerale and cooled down, while we laid track across a tabletop approximation of industrial America. The café officially closes at 11 PM on weeknights, but we didn’t clear out until closer to midnight. If you pay the shop a visit, be sure to leave enough time to finish your game. The good-natured owner, a friendly Frenchman named Ben, tolerated us and our suggestions for new games (despite his already killer collection), but it was apparent that his girlfriend and business partner Aurelia was tired and overworked from an apparently exhausting opening. i hope she lasts the week!

(Between us, i think she’s a goner)
Ben will likely get very tired of people suggesting games he doesn’t have on offer. i found out that he doesn’t like expansions, which is a shame because some games only become playable with their expansions. Ticket to Ride Europe, for example, fixes a number of problems with the original game. When asked if he’d consider selling board games as well, Ben said he’d think about it.
i can see the fervor over Snakes and Lattes dying down as the café moves past the positive press surrounding its opening, but i hope it will develop a loyal enough fanbase to stay open through the bitterly cold winter months here in Toronto. i very much enjoyed my visit, and am excited about making a return trip.
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“packed with people of (nearly) all ages. i’m not sure i spotted anyone over 45…”
I hope to spend more than half my life over 45. Watch out.
If I had to guess, the guy on the left in your first photo with the blue hat could be past 45.
No – he’s 7 years old. He’s got that Benjamin Button disease where you age backwards and bore everyone to tears for three hours.
Thats is a great game collect, so far away though, I wish there was something closer. Plus he doesn’t like expansion that makes me sick :P, what about all the Settlers Expansions, or Like you said Ticket to Ride. What about a game like Carcassonne which is a really short game unless you have the expansions.
Wow though there are some pretty rare games that don’t make it into the regualr game shops at least around me.
For the cost of a $3.50 cup of tree bark, you can see the collection up close.
Looks like it really deserves a visit. I wonder how long it will last.
Children a rarity? I guess it depends on where you live in the city. Then again, I’ve lived across from a public school (that I did not attend, mind you) for the majority of my life, so I suppose I’m not the most objective person to comment on the subject.
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