1. Hitler Has Escaped and is Disguised as Sigmund Freud
Heil, Professor von Fakenbeard
According to Wikipedia’s Diguise entry, the United States secret service circulated a Wanted poster throughout Germany in 1945, depicting a newly made-over Adolph Hitler. The fear was that Hitler may escape capture or defeat by the Allies, and was one haircut away from getting away scott free. It’s amazing how much more like a bitter, angry college professor he looks with that altered mustache and haircut, rather than the … you know … mass murderer of millions of people.
2. Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip During the Zombie Apocalypse
YouTube user SimCal demonstrates the cheat code in Plants Vs. Zombies that gives all the zombies mustaches:
3. Former Con Man Helps the FBI Catch a Crook
Wired Magazine tells the tale of a former con man who ratted on a young hacker interested in defrauding automated teller machines. The FBI stepped in and, with the help of a fake mustache and the alias “Leo”, were able to catch the crook red-handed.
4. Hair Transplant Goes Horribly Wrong
As payback for some past pranks, this YouTube user fashions a mustache from his short n’ curlies and convinces his girlfriend to wear it.
5. Tiny Clay Hooligans Terrorize Fake England
Serendipitously, this randomly-generated headline dovetails nicely into one of our original projects. Kahoots is a fun crime-themed puzzle game modeled entirely in clay, in which tiny mustachioed villains commit modestly heinous acts.
Is there an outrageous mustache fraud i missed? It’s very likely. Let me know in the comments section!