Comments on: Enter the Cow

By: Beef Johnson

Beef Johnson — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:56:00 +0000

Anybody who doesn’t love that cow should be shot in the nuts.

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Max the Mutt Animation School » Untold Entertainment Inc. Gives Praise — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:01:46 +0000

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By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:41:57 +0000

Lawdy lawd … i’ve divided the Internatz with this controversial cow.

By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:28:29 +0000

I really really like it except for that lazy eye. I don’t know why that bugs me — I get that it adds to the “retardedness” — but if I cover up either eye the cow looks great :)

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:17:29 +0000

Yes – leave it to animation companies to lack the guts to paint a good old mother natural barnyard SCHLONG on their bulls. But somehow cow boobies are fine. That’s a double-standard in anthropomorphic cartoon character genitalia rendering if ever i saw one.

i didn’t see Barnyard (NOT a Disney flick), but i remember reading reviews where critics just threw up their hands and wondered why on God’s ever-loving Earth the boy bovines had teats.

Don’t worry, Hélène – cows are girls, and this one’s no exception. The game takes place in a diner, so i’m thinking of rendering her as one of those 50′s roller-skating waitresses holding the platter aloft, except she’ll look unnervingly unwholesome and decidedly inappropriate for the 1950′s.

i didn’t imagine the cow being voiced, but i am intrigued to hear what you’ve come up with regardless! :)

- Ryan

By: Helene Vallee

Helene Vallee — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:12:55 +0000

Let me know if you need voice-over for the audio-clip, Ryan. I’ve got a pretty good idea how this crazy, all-woman cow would sound. My teens say I use that tone on them all the time! lol.

By: Helene Vallee

Helene Vallee — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:09:19 +0000

Please don’t get up in arms. I wasn’t criticizing or accusing. I love, love, love the cow. Just wanted to help him avoid a train-wreck by giving the cow a male name/voice. That’s all. I’m a fan of Ryan’s, Merve. But I’m also a former country girl and realize city folks don’t know much about actual cows, having witnessed many Disney & co. faux-pas.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:08:03 +0000

Truesay. Take a long, lingering look, fellas. That cow is all woman.

By: Merve

Merve — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:04:13 +0000

Where did he call it a he? As far as I can see Ryan only referred to it as “this cow”

By: Helene Vallee

Helene Vallee — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:54:11 +0000

Liking the mad glint in the cow’s eyes. But just one thing. It’s a she. Guy cows ain’t got no udders. Every non-city kid on the continent found the bulls walking around with udders in “Barnyard” (the movie) more than a little unsettling and gross. So if she’s a she she rocks. If she’s a he, he’s had a badly-gone-wrong sex change. :S

And “moo-yah” is just about the right amount of dorky to be funny. And Ryan, you’re a lot more entertaining than John Q. Public. Don’t change. :)

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:53:00 +0000

Merve – erm … mission accomplished?

By: Merve

Merve — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:45:26 +0000

That cows face will haunt my dreams forever (did I say dreams? Nightmares now)

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:10:37 +0000

Heh – the cow’s face is not on Kelly. He’s a great designer – i was pushing for that look. i guess i have a larger appetite for the grotesque than John Q. Public.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:05:56 +0000

That cow perfectly fits the bill for “Insane Interrupting Cow Trivia” but it’s not nearly the quality of work that Kelly Conley can accomplish after a quick look at his site. I’m sure he can up the ante a little and undeform that face.